Английские скороговорки

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.
But do not buy too big a toboggan!
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood
as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig pluckers' son,
but I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

Betty bought some butter,
but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter,
and the better butter Betty bought
was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

She sees seas slapping shores.

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

A box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.

Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill as sewing shirts
Our shy young sister Suzie shows
Some soldiers send epistles
Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Clowns grow glowing crowns.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some joker who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

One smart man, he felt smart.
Two smart men, they both felt smart.
Three smart men, they all felt smart.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...

Whenever the weather is cold.
Whenever the weather is hot.
We'll whether the weather,
whatever the weather,
whether we like it or not.

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front
in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

I am a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

Red lolly, yellow lolly.

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets
of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

She slits the sheet she sits on.

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

What noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

If white chalk chalks on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk on a
white blackboard

If a doctor is doctoring a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring
have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be
doctored or does the doctor doctor the way he usually doctors?

Shoals of shrimps and soles should be sold in shrimp shops

If a twist twists a twister and the twist that twists the twister
untwists the twister, what becomes of the twist?